Me: Did that student (Chinese international student) accept the offer?
Colleague A: Nope
Me: Why? We provide her with the XX fellowship (the most prestigious one)
Colleague A: Because America is a fascist country
Me：[doge][doge][doge]

Colleague B: Is she pregnant (the spouse of one faculty member)
Me: Noooo, their sons and daughters are over 18
Colleague B: People, no matter how old, still fuck, okay?
Me：[doge][doge][doge]