距离The Tortured Poets Department发行仅剩下12天了！预热一下，来自小学四年级的泰勒斯威夫特“小朋友”为我们创作的诗歌《我壁橱里的怪物》。

A Monster in My Closet
《我壁橱里的怪物》
There's a monster in my closet
衣橱深处，藏匿一怪兽
and I don't know what to do!
我无措何去何从！
Have you ever seen him?
你曾遇见过他吗？
Has he ever pounced on you?
他曾向你扑来过吗？
I wonder what he looks like!
我想知道他的模样！
ls he purple with red eyes?
他是否身披紫，鲜红的双眼？
I wonder what he likes to eat.
我想知道他爱吃何物。
What about his size!!
他的体型又如何！
Tonight I'm gonna catch him!
今夜我定将捕捉他！
I'll set a real big trap!
设下天罗地网的重重陷阱！
Then I'll train him really well.
然后好好训练他。
He'll answer when I clap!
我拍手他将随声应！
When I looked up in that closet,
然而，当我仰望橱中，
there was nothing there but stuff.
唯见杂物堆积。
I know that monster's in there!
我知道那怪物在其中！
I heard him huff and puff?
我闻到了他的喘息声
Could it be he wants to eat me?
或许他欲吞噬我？
Maybe I'm his favorite tray.
又或许我是他钟爱盘？
And if he comes to get me,
若他来袭，
I'll scream loudly, "Go away!!"
我必高声呼唤：“离我远去！”
If he's nice, I'll name him "Happy."
若他善良，我将以“快乐”相呼。
If he's bad I'll name him “Grouch."
若他邪恶，我将以“破坏”相命。
I suspect that he is leaving, but if not…
虽我觉他欲别，如不然…
I'll kick him out!
我将一脚踢他离开！

Taylor Alison Swift
Reading Elementary Center
——由 泰勒艾莉森斯威夫特 创作。