Friend : “No one worked harder than your tit tape last night”
Me : “A dedicated night shift to these little titties. At one point I heard the tape doing background vocals”

朋友：“昨晚没有人比你的胸贴更努力了“
我：”我的胸贴昨晚真的很努力。有一瞬间我听到了它们在给我唱和声” ​