Dear stephenathome,
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Thank you for having me on colbertlateshow to talk about shazammovie, and for being such a gracious host. I’ve respected you from afar for quite some time, so it was a true privilege to come chat with ya. 🙏 Should I ever return, I promise to wear even shorter pants, and even snazzier socks, and will no doubt imagine you from time to time as little Stephen, whispering, “...shazam...”. 🙃
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Very sincerely yours, The Big Red Cheese.
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PS: Shazito made a pee-pee in the dressing room. 😬 We did the best we could to clean it, but to no avail. Happy to pay any cleaning costs.

亲爱的史蒂芬·科尔伯特：
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感谢你邀请我来《史蒂芬·科尔伯特晚间秀》聊聊关于#电影雷霆沙赞#的趣事，当然还有你亲切又友好的招待。我很早之前就很敬仰你，所以能和你聊天真是我的荣幸🙏。如果下次我有机会再来的话，我保证会穿更短的裤子，甚至是更“时髦骚气”的袜子。对了，毫无疑问我还会时不时地想象你变成小史蒂芬，嘴里念叨着“…沙赞…”的样子🙃。
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无比真诚的、你的“红色大芝士”敬上
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PS: 我的“傻赞”玩具分身没忍住在更衣室里“嘘嘘”了😬，我们尽全力去打扫啦。不过嘛，好像“徒劳无功”，乐意为你们支付任何保洁费用哦。